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2013 Winner Best Comedy Blog Post
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The team of Long Awkward Pause proudly presents….
this year’s Nominees for the 2014 Public Blogger Awards in the category of…Best Hummus Blog Post.
We searched far and wide and combed every possible corner of the internet to find the best blogs about Hummus.
We found only one: HummusAmoungUs.com.
So we decided to scrap that and nominate blogs in the humor category instead.
So…
If you would like to find great recipes on hummus, then check out that blog…
If you would like to laugh instead, check out our Nominees.
and the nominees are……
from Thought Catalog
19 Things You Need To Know Before You Date A Sarcastic Girl
written by Crissy Milazzo
a sarcastic girl
excerpt
No. 14 There’s nothing in my eye
I’m actually having an emotional reaction to something. I’m not actually sure what this salty, watery substance is coming out of my eyeballs right now but it happens sometimes when I get upset. You don’t need to stare at me like I’m on fire. I have feelings!
from YouTube
Christian VS Muslim
produced by DarkMatter2525
from Snoozing on the Sofa
Reading is fun except for all those words
written by Scott Nagele
Reading is Fun
excerpt:
So it boils down to this: reading is fun, especially when accompanied by numerous illustrations, but the enjoyment can be diminished by an overabundance of difficult pages.
from The Chris Brake Show
Neighbor’s Eggs
on air podcast personalities Chris Brake & John Rapp
from Drinking Tips for Teens
Phooked
written by Ross Murray
Canadian Ross Murray
excerpt
So here’s that lesson I promised you: Phishing scams are like thunderstorms. They happen all the time and are mostly harmless. and every now and then they find the perfect, (distracted, stupid) conductor. So always, always wear rubber boots on your brain.
from Once Upon Your Prime
I’ll Have the Menopasta w/a side of Heatballs, please!
written by Stephanie Mark Lewis
Menopasta
excerpt
SPECIAL OF THE DAY
Wilted Insomnia on a bed of Lettuce (lettuce sleep please!) tossed (and turned) with Mean Goddess Dressing.
Black Cohash, Succatash Squash, gently sauteed in Evening Primrose Oil
Chicken Tender Breast battered with Lose Your Temper Tempura
Hot {Flash} Sundae.
from A Buick in the Land of Lexus
Moist Painties
written by Samara Rose
samara speaks
excerpt:
I live in a world of words. My job immerses me in words; I write, I talk a lot and I have a kid who speaks non stop. There are words, however, that just make me want to hork.
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Thank you for including Snoozing on the Sofa in your list. It is really a great boost to the morale to be recognized by other bloggers, especially those of great quality.
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Welcome. So glad you made it.Your nomination is well deserved. Welcome to The Neighborhood. Be in touch soon. – KP
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2014 Best Comedy Blog Post – Decided by Popular Vote http://wp.me/p5lQMx-3o Thank U for your patience & for making us laugh
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Professionalism, presentation, co-ordination, the moods are alright, i read through your Blog and felt the vibe, Great job..
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Why thank you, my good friend. Appreciate the kind, sincere words very much. Welcome to The Neighborhood
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Thank you for enlightening me with your humor, now i’v seen a glimpse into yours, Hope your the next New thing coming, keep it up..
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It was a pleasure meeting up with you on Facebook and thank you very much for the nice mention here. I feel a little pressure to leave a comment that works in another restaurant menu item . . . like, “I hereby d’eclair my gratatouille for this nomination – – but I think that’s enough indigestion for one post. 😉
Stephanie
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Stephanie! So glad you made it. And again, congratulations on your nomination, and please know we are planning quite the celebration for our nominees and show attendees. Welcome to The Neighborhood.
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Reblogged this on SMILE.
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Best comedy blog nominees – tough category – humour is so personal but great choice.
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Omigosh! I am laughing so hard… thank you for introducing me to Once Upon Your Prime!
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Dale – – that’s very kind of you! My cell wouldn’t let me respond to the nice comment you left on my blog but you’re awfully sweet to have reblogged it. Perhaps you and I really will partner up with a restaurant like that?
Stephanie
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sounds like a plan!!
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Hi Kendall!
Thank you so much for including me!
(Where do I send the check?)
~Samara
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{big smile} Your nomination is well deserved. We are planning quite the New Year’s Eve Celebration for You and the other Nominees – our special guests. Thank you for sharing your laughter and Welcome to The Neighborhood.
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Samara – The Neighborhood understands that we are a small voice, but we do everything within our means to assure we remain a respected voice. Unfortunately, the Comedy Category process has come into question and we have made the decision to suspend the category until further notice. We are very proud of each of our nominees and hope you understand, our intent is to do the best we can. The pleasure is ours. – Kendall
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Such great ideas you have, Kendall! 🙂
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This is string presentation and theme you have introduced and share it!
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I am the biggest Mulaney fan [his show needs work] but! This bit is by far and away my favorite. A pristine example of comedic story telling and what an intelligent prank for a pair of 11 year-olds!
Excellent choice, mon ami!
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I like the way you put this post together.
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Reblogged this on forthe1789usconstitution and commented:
A little Friday humor from a friend. LISTEN…
–Rhett.
#SayWhatNews, #AXJ, #FreePress
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